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Literature
Funny Sayings
Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole
Evil is live spelled backwards
God must love stupid people, he made so many of them
When all else fails, read the instuctions
"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull"
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it
If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either
Curiosity kills more mice than cats
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand
OK...so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming y
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Literature
20 ways to annoy Naraku
1. Shove your shoe in his face and ask if there's poo on it.
2. Wear his baboon cape and say "I'm Naraku be afraid, nah!" in stupid voice.
3. Poke him in the eye, claim you found an eye lash and tell him to make a wish.
4. When he's in his "deep thought mood" sing annoying songs to ruin it ^_^.
5. Constantly play with his hair.
6. While he's sleeping, knock on his door screaming "wake up!" then run away.
7. Make sound effects to whatever he does.
8. Make monkey noises when he's wearing his cape.
9. Keep taking his baboon cape.
10. For that matter steal all his clothes.
11. ..Then wear them saying that their yours and you bought them at Wal-Mart.
12. Repeatedly ask him why he doesn't have a sword.
13.....point out that anyone that has a sword is cool...but he doesn't have one :p
14.Make faces at him.
15.Call him chuckles (kukukuku).
16.Make fun of his laugh.
17.Dress his wooden puppets in Barbie clothes.
18. Imitate him overdramatically (sound familiar?)
19.When he tries to command you
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Funny Quotes and Lines
"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apples, I'll buy you a new car." -Harvey Diamond
"Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian." -Unknown
"I'm not a vegetarian becasue I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." -A. Whitney Brown
"[When asked what he would eat if he was in a desert with no food in sight but a cow] I'd find out what the cow was eating and join it." -Benjamin Zephaniah
"HAM AND EGGS- A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." -Unknown
"Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends." -Unknown
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather becasue it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." -Alexei Sayle
"I'm a Volvo vegetarian. I'll eat an animal only if it was accidentally killed by a speeding car." -Ron Smith
"I would not want to promote research on animals. Fortunately, only my back is twisted, not my mind." -Linn Pulis (polio victim)
"If slaughterh
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Literature
toung twister
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
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